(This is just so you’ll read this post)

Apologies, this site is being revamped with newly received Russian sponsorship from Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin and Maria Butina.

Henceforth we shall be taking sponsorships from all suck…ummm…readers in old, unmarked bills of $100 denominashuns and above.

There will be changes in the new avatar. Posts shall be short (under 500 words), biting and sharp. If you set your ears close to the screen, you’ll even hear the rattle of a rattlesnake’s tail.

(Just kidding, dummy. Don’t get too close to the screen, bad for yore health, all those gamma rays will render you impotent and you’ll never ever have an…. what’s that word which rhymes with election??).