The horror bitches inside Trump’s orbit, past and present. From top left, clockwise : Lauren Boebert, Karoline Leavitt, Kayleigh McEnany, Kristi Noem. In the middle – Marjorie Taylor Greene

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During her tenure as White House Press Secretary (2017–2019) and now as the Governor of Arkansas, Sarah Huckabee Sanders has for long had her head stuck up the exit end of Donald Trump’s alimentary canal, prioritizing absolute loyalty over transparency. 

As White House Press Secretary, Sanders lied for Trump and frequently found herself caught between Trump’s shifting public narratives and chose to absorb the ensuing political heat rather than distance herself from her boss. 

Here are some specific incidents that highlight Sanders’ slavish deference to the 34-count convicted felon in the White House, who her evangelical-kook dad, Mike Huckabee Sanders claimed, had been sent to earth by god….

The Mueller Investigation & “Slip of the Tongue”

Following Trump’s firing of FBI Director James Comey in 2017, Sanders claimed from the White House podium that “countless” FBI agents had reached out to express support for the decision and loss of confidence in Comey.

When interviewed under oath by Mueller’s team, Sanders was forced to admit that her public claim was a “slip of the tongue” and was not founded on any actual evidence. 

Despite being outed at a Grand Jury deposition as a liar, Sarah dear immediately returned to the White House podium to continue spewing more lies, defending Trump’s actions.

The Stormy Daniels Payoff

For weeks, in 2016-17, Sanders parroted Trump’s official line that he had no knowledge of a $130,000 hush-money payment made by his lawyer, Michael Cohen, to adult film actress Stormy Daniels on his behalf.

When 9/11 hero turned sleezeball, Rudy Giuliani, abruptly revealed on national TV that Trump had in fact reimbursed Cohen for the payment, Sanders was left exposed. Instead of pushing back on being kept in the dark, which probably was the fact of the matter, she repeatedly stonewalled the press corps, telling them, “I gave you the best information that I had at the time”, prioritizing protecting Trump over absolute transparency.

A Briefing Room weaponized against the Press

Sanders’ loyalty thrust her to wage open warfare against the media, a core strategy of the Trump administration. She routinely backed Trump’s assertion that major news networks were the “enemy of the people” and “fake news creators”. 

In 2018, following a heated exchange between Trump and CNN reporter Jim Acosta, Sanders shared a digitally altered, sped-up video on her personal Twitter account to justify revoking Acosta’s press credentials. The video falsely made it appear as though Acosta had laid hands on a female White House intern who was trying to take his microphone.

Phasing Out the Daily Press Briefing

The daily White House press briefing used to be a foundational pillar of government transparency but, as Trump grew increasingly irked by media scrutiny, Sanders systematically dismantled the tradition.

By the end of her tenure in 2019, Sanders broke the record for the longest period without a formal press briefing, going more than 90 days without taking the podium. Instead, Trump shifted to brief, informal gags on the White House lawn helipad that correspondents called “chopper talk”, where he controlled the narrative directly, making Sanders redundant.

Slavish loyalty

Sanders’ loyalty to Trump did not end when she left Washington. It served as the launching pad for her successful 2022 gubernatorial run in Arkansas. While other Republicans initially hesitated, even weighed alternatives, during the 2024 primary season, Sanders officially endorsed Trump early on at a high-profile rally, cementing her status as an untouchable figure within the MAGA base.

As Governor, she has consistently adopted Trump’s executive style and culture-war rhetoric, focusing heavily on conservative social policies, anti-woke rhetoric and strict border security initiatives, to signal perfect alignment with Trump’s agenda.


The quintessential Trump Bitch. Often seen in 2017, glaring malevolently at the camera, one brow viciously raised, radiating contemptuous scorn, Sarah Huckabee Sanders remains a very malevolent person. The comedian, Michelle Wolf, cracked during her hilarious intro in the 2018 White House Correspondents Dinner that all the burning of facts “has left her with a Smokey Eye”, pointing to Sanders’ hideous eye shadow.

While female Trump enablers share core traits like authoritarian deference with their male peers, they have turned out to be far more blindly slavish.

Psychologists group female enablers into four prominent archetypes:

The Protection-for-Submission Bargain (Benevolent Sexism)

Social psychologists distinguish between hostile sexism (open antipathy toward women) and benevolent sexism (the belief that women are fragile creatures who require male protection and should in return step back and occupy traditional roles).

This dynamic often manifests in women with traditionalist worldviews, frequently reinforced by the patriarchal white evangelical societal structures.

For female enablers, Trump triggers what psychoanalysts call a protective father fantasy. In today’s fast-changing, chaotic and threatening world, a powerful and aggressive patriarch promises absolute safety. The psychological trade-off is clear : they tolerate or rationalize his crude misogynistic language because they view him as a “flawed vessel” chosen to defend their families, faith and way of life. 

The misogyny and aggressive masculinity that critics see as a threat, these female enablers interpret as a protective shield.

The Internalized Misogyny Matrix

Internalized misogyny occurs when women subconsciously begin to believe that some women, other than they themselves, actually deserve misogyny. Research into voting behavior shows that a significant portion of female enablers hold highly negative views of female ambition, power and leadership.

On Trump’s match-ups against female opponents (like Hillary Clinton or Kamala Harris), research by institutions like Harvard Business School highlighted a false dichotomy, a spitefulness, among the Trump bitches : a subconscious bias that forms the belief that a powerful independent woman can be either competent or likable, very rarely both. Female enablers who hold these internalized biases often judge female leaders far more harshly on character and authenticity than they judge Trump. By enabling him, they validate a familiar, male-dominated social hierarchy where they feel comfortable and secure.

The next time there is a female Presidential candidate, be sure that those Trump bitches will be there in force, trying to take her down.

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Let’s take a look at Trump’s bitches, past and present….

Screeching Political Influencers and Operatives within the GOP command structure:-

Laura “Low Ratings” Ingraham : A right-wing influencer and TV contributor, Ingraham has this boiling animosity toward school shooting survivors. She publicly mocked and cyber-bullied a teenage survivor of the Parkland school shooting, for trying and failing to get college admission. She used a Taco Bell commercial to mock immigrant children in detention facilities, referring to the holding centers as “summer camps”.

Ingraham uses her platform to claim that immigrants – both legal and undocumented – are destroying “the America we know and love”. She calls medical care for transgender youth “child abuse”. After NBA star, LeBron James, publicly criticized Trump, Ingraham launched an on-air rant telling the basketball legend and respected philanthropist to stop “meddling in political matters” and “shut up and dribble”.

Laura “MagaGoblin” Loomer : Like Ingraham, Laura Loomer too has acute “school shooting survivor baiting” syndrome. If you have been a school shooting survivor then somehow you must be an anti-gun-rights thug. When she heard of a whole family of Salvadoran migrants with little children drowning in the Rio Grande at the border, Loomer lustily celebrated their unfortunate deaths on right wing TV. During the 2024 US Presidential elections, she observed on Newsmax that if Kamala Harris won, the White House would “smell vile, like curry”. Loomer has openly described herself as a “proud Islamophobe”, referring to Islam as a “cancer”.

Lara “Nepo-Brat” Trump : During the 2019 government shutdown, Lara Trump – Trump’s daughter-in-law – had the audacity to say that going without a paycheck was “a little bit of pain” for a “greater good”, addressing ordinary families of laid-off workers who were trying to make ends meet. On migrants, she fervently continues to believe that Americans living near the US southern border should start taking matters into their own hands, and like those Israeli West-Bank settlers, get guns to “confront” migrants. During the 2016 US Presidential campaign, she offered an influencer $15000 of campaign funds a month to buy her silence and ensure she projected a positive view of the Trump family.

Kelly “stock-tip” Loeffler : Shortly after attending a closed-door, confidential Senate briefing on the impending coronavirus pandemic in early 2020, Loeffler and her husband quickly dumped millions worth of personally owned stock. At the very same time, critics noted, she and her husband went on a buying spree, purchasing tele-conferencing software and vaccine-related medical stocks, while publicly she continued to downplay the severity of the virus. In spite of the consequently glaring smoking guns, the U.S. Department of Justice and the Senate Ethics Committee never seriously pursued any investigation of these two greedy grifters. Even among her own colleagues, Loeffler came to be known as “Quarantine Kelly”.

Then there is the other ultra-right Kelly Loeffler. A detailed analysis of Loeffler’s advancing of legislations against transgender athletes and BlackLives Matter activists has been published in a Jan 2021 Vanity Fair article that reads like a Wikipedia page on the Satan’s own daughter.

Hateful Press Secretaries : 

Sarah “Quasimodette” Sanders : I have said enough about this scary broad already. See above.

Karoline “Bullshit Barbie” Leavitt : A spiteful attack dog, she regularly labels members of the media as “left wing hacks”.

Kayleigh “Milktoast” McEnany : A 2020 election denier, she repeatedly parroted the Trump line in early 2020 that the corona virus would never come to the US. In the end, 1.2 million Americans needlessly succumbed to the epidemic, convinced by Trump that the mask mandate and vaccines were some sort of a scam.

Bitchy Attack Lawyers : 

Personal lawyer, Alina “Handy Dabba Doo” Habba : She was ordered by a federal judge to pay nearly $1 million in legal fees for bringing a frivolous racketeering lawsuit against Hillary Clinton.

Personal lawyer, Sydney “Lady Kraken” Powell : She orchestrated the unauthorized breach of the coding systems inside voting machines in Georgia, in an effort to illegally tamper with the voting results.

Insanely Ambitious Pooches : 

Nikki “Birdbrain” Haley (Trump called her that and I agree) : During a UN address by the representative from Palestine, then US’s ambassador to the UN, Nikki Haley walked out in protest and urged the Israelis to “finish them off”. Prior to that, she had attempted to change history by refusing to admit that slavery was the main cause of the American Civil War. A classic case of a colored person slavishly seeking legitimacy from her white constituents.

Kari “Border Broad” Lake [Ex-News anchor and current patronage nominee for ambassador to Jamaica]: She is an extremely bad loser who doesn’t know when to quit. She sued Arizona’s Maricopa County for allegedly rigging the Gubernatorial elections. The suit was thrown out, her claim being bogus. The exact same thing happened with her Senate race. When Trump later made her head of the VOA, she fired employees en-masse and in the end, her appointment was deemed illegal and the dismissals were declared null and void by the court. 

Natalie Harp : Trump’s Executive Assistant and operator of his social media accounts, Harp created all his puke-worthy posts, reportedly logging into Trump’s account at his direction and posting inflammatory messages, including a racist video that depicted Barack and Michelle Obama as apes. She also created and circulated an AI-generated image portraying Trump as Jesus Christ. Harp deliberately bypassed standard fact-checking procedures, choosing instead to supplying Trump’s MAGA nutjobs with an unfiltered stream of unverified articles and conspiracy theories.

The smile is deceptively angelic. If one is curious about what true evil looks like, Natalie Harp is the raw personification of it.

Stark Rabid Crazies : 

Kimberly “Gargoyle” Guilfoyle : In 2018, while at Fox News, an assistant accused her of severe workplace sexual harassment and emotional abuse. Having the looks and demeanor of a gargoyle must have had something to do with it. The network investigated the claims and ultimately paid the former assistant a settlement exceeding $4 million. 

Guilfoyle has a face that transforms into an ugly hideous mask when she smiles. Watch the YouTube clip below of her speaking at the 2024 Republican National Convention. If you have just eaten, wait a while before watching it, if you do not want to throw up. It was like a high-octane audition for “Evita”…

https://youtu.be/Yo6nKT37JN0?si=isQ-SSFDIy4jeVVE

Lauren “femdom” Boebert : In 2023, while attending a family-friendly musical in Denver, fellow audience members complained that Boebert and her date were openly vaping, taking flash photographs and laughing loudly. Surveillance video also showed the pair inappropriately groping each other during the show. They were kicked out by security.

Marjorie Taylor “Capitol Karen” Greene : In 2019, before taking office as Georgia Congresswoman, Greene filmed herself stalking a teenage school shooting survivor in Washington, shouting insults at him, calling him a “coward” and accusing him of using dead children to take away Second Amendment (gun) rights.

Moronic Trophy Blacks : 

“Minecraft Mummies” Silk & Diamond : In 2020, the duo of black Fox News influencers broadcast conspiracy theories claiming that the coronavirus was a man-made, “Deep State” plot. They alleged that the death tolls were inflated to damage President Donald Trump. They also encouraged people to go outside without masks to “deliberately build immunity”. Even a channel as shitty as Fox News had to fire them.

“Wacky” Omarosa Newman : This controversial woman is hard to pin down. There are equal numbers of detractors and admirers. But the fact that she unlike most of us, found herself in the news for all the wrong reasons tells me she is a weird human being who hasn’t figured out what she wants out of life. And yet, she managed to have a close working relationship with Trump.

Lynne “Event Scammer” Patton : While serving in her official capacity as a HUD administrator, Patton interviewed New York City Housing Authority (NYCHA) residents under the guise of a nonpartisan project. She used this access to produce a promotional video, which was secretly edited to make it appear as though the tenants were praising the Trump administration and criticizing local Democratic politicians. The edited video was then broadcast on the final night of the 2020 Republican National Convention.

Several residents later spoke out, pissed that they had been manipulated and asserting that their statements were twisted to support political policies they fundamentally opposed.

Discredited Pooches, still hopeful : 

Ex-South Dakota Governor Kristi “ICE Barbie” Noem : Anything I say about this Trump bitch will never be enough, I swear. With her, faux-pas and utterly bitchy falsehoods are du jour. Falsely accusing two fatally shot U.S. citizens of domestic terrorism, admitting in her memoir to fatally shooting the family dog simply because he was “untrainable”, using executive power to secure her daughter’s real estate license and misusing millions in taxpayer funds for luxury jets and self-promotional TV ads…. She could do all these in the course of a day. 

Ex-Attorney General Pam “Pedo-Protector Pam” Bondi : No one has played a more intense role in hiding, first Jefferey Epstein’s pedophilia and then, Donald Trump’s child sex desires, a hang-up that started when he publicly expressed a perverse yearning for his own then pre-teen daughter, in a radio show. This Trump bitch was also known as America’s first “pay-to-play” state Attorney General, when she began turning prosecutions on and off at will, depending upon how much money the accused put in her campaign funds. 

Ex-Pooches, now enemies : 

Liz “Deadpan” Cheney : Despite her later criticisms of Trump, Cheney voted in favor of the vast majority of Donald Trump’s infantile legislative agenda while representing Wyoming in the House. When Dubya went to war in Iraq, she not only defended the rationale behind it, but vociferously argued that waterboarding, leading Iraqi prisoners crawling on their hands and knees in chains with dog leashes round their necks did not constitute torture.

Stephanie “Rasputin” Grisham : This Trump bitch made a mockery of the White House Press Secretary’s role that she played for nine months, by not holding a single press conference. She terrorized female subordinates in the White House into behaving like household pets.

Stephanie Grisham, trying not to look like the evil step-mother

Alyssa Farah “Grifter” Griffin : Like Cheney and Grisham, Griffin also flipped to the other end after her dismissal. Once a confirmed Trump toady, spewing lies from the podium as Press Secretary, she is now a “media pundit” trying desperately to reinvent herself and burnish her image. And make a few bucks in that process. But remember, a leopard doesn’t shed its…..

Current Toady-in-Chief:-

Susie Wiles : Perhaps the person most responsible for the resurrection of unadulterated evil known as Trump 2.0 – and the disaster that is America today – is his 2024 campaign manager and now Chief-of-Staff. Wiles, the last and most consequential of Trump’s bitches, is a category by herself. A cunning operator, she projects an outwardly grandma-like looks and charm, while she has actively campaigned for retribution against Trump’s perceived enemies, drawing up a hit list and monitoring progress of criminal indictments almost on a daily basis. She justified the military strikes on alleged “drug boats”, not waiting to confirm if they really were traffickers and not simply fishermen. Critics fault Wiles for enabling all the polarizing actions of the Trump administration, including the mass deportation policies, the pardoning of January 6 rioters, and extreme budget cuts affecting agencies like USAID.

Then suddenly, quite inexplicably, in a series of 11 interviews in Vanity Fair, Wiles offered highly candid, behind-the-scenes criticism of her colleagues and the administration, taking care not to criticize her own boss, Trump. It was obvious that she meant to paint herself as the pragmatic “grown-up in the room”. Then, as suddenly, Wiles reversed herself and pushed back on the piece, calling it “disingenuously framed hit journalism that stripped her comments out of necessary context…”

Susie Wiles stands apart as the only one of Trump’s bitches who is not dumb.

Susie Wiles – Grandma from Hell

34 felony financial fraud convictions, one proven sexual assault and an underage survivor’s eye-witness report of pedophilia, but all that does not matter to Trump’s bitches. They are a bunch of vacuous but fiercely ambitious, spiteful and strident broads. They operate with a clear understanding of the transactional nature of Trump, their heads are still firmly stuck up the exit end of his alimentary canal, prioritizing loyalty over transparency, a status they retain even when they inevitably fall out of favor.

Trump’s bitches do that not because they adore him, nope. They know what he really is. In reality they crave the Trump ecosystem that offers immense rewards, membership an elite club which would otherwise take decades to get into. One word from Trump and they can get on the gravy train. 

Take the recent announcement (not verbatim) of a low-life called Brian Goss – CEO, NovaRed Mining Inc, a piddly fly-by-night Canadian mining company that is centuries from ever putting shovel to ground, let alone dig up any minerals….

“With her vast expertise, Kristi Noem will provide support for our corporate development strategy. She brings with her strong leadership experience and deep understanding of policy, regulation and economic factors that impact resource development and infrastructure investment. Her appointment reflects a commitment to building a diverse advisory team to navigate the competitive critical minerals market”

UGH!! PUKE!!

Trump’s bitches, by remaining loyal, get a first-class seat in his Grift Express……. a voice on a national media platform like Fox (and now CBS) News with a 7-figure salary, lobbying-influencing deals, business development deals and political capital, all within the cocoon of the MAGA system. 

And if you are lucky enough to be a Natalie Harp, a Karoline Leavitt or a Kelly Loefler, you are now in the billionaire wives’ club. Thanks to your status as a close Trump associate, you never have to worry where your next meal is coming from.

Trump’s bitches form but a tiny part of his enabler ecosystem, the likes of which America and the western world has never seen before. This cult consists of a sprawling, mutually beneficial network of political loyalists, conservative media outlets, billionaire donors and tech leaders. The coalition sustains his political movement by providing ideological rationalization, policy expertise, financial backing, and institutional protection for his administration’s goals.

About his bitches, Trump has carefully picked them over the years, their only qualification – blind loyalty. Doesn’t matter if they are by and large incompetent floozies. Does he really need any of them for his political success? My sense is that he does not, but he likes to have them around like little toys to manipulate and discard as and when he wishes. In garishly misogynistic America, he can get away with it.

One might ask, how do the Trump bitches, being female, manage the moral injury of slavishly following a convicted serial sexual predator and reported pedo? I mean if I was one of these broads, I wouldn’t touch Donny Boy with a barge pole. 

Turns out, they are a breed by themselves. To maintain sanity without suffering a moral meltdown, Trump’s bitches dissociate the despicable personal conduct of their leader from the pragmatic utility of their positions. To combat the inevitable shame of multiple daily moral compromises, they repeat to themselves bullshit, like “I am the stabilizing force in the room” or “God has sent him down to set things right, so what if he says those things” or “He says it as he sees it” or “To clean up the country he has got to be harsh” or, if nothing works, “the other guy is even worse”.

I have been going on and on about Trump’s female followers and you may have begun getting the feeling that I am being unfairly female-centric in the sycophancy scales and maybe you think I am a misogynist myself. If yes, I could tell you to go fuck yourself but I’d suggest you read on…..

Statistics and sociological studies (and history itself) suggest that women make up the vast majority of followers in many notorious high-control groups and cults, often displaying unnaturally intense loyalty. And no one can doubt that Donald Trump has been sitting his fat ass on top of a nation-wide cult, no question about it. If you don’t agree that Donald Trump is a cult leader, you are wasting your time here. Get the fuck off my page, before I consign you to the 5th dimension, to spend the rest of yore miserable life with Mr Mxyzptlk and Lex Luther. 

To their credit, women prioritize family and community. While these qualities make them excellent leaders and CEOs, paradoxically they also bring them within the sights of cult leaders. The alpha-female Indian Prime Minister, India Gandhi, had a Guru she blindly followed, a charlatan named Dhirendra Brahmachari, who got on the gravy train ostensibly as her yoga instructor. He shouldn’t have had the right even to take a piss anywhere in New Delhi but there he was, sweeping into the Prime Minister’s office whenever he wanted.

Charles Manson’s “Family” was an exclusively female bunch whom the media named the “Manson Girls”. Manson specifically targeted middle-class women who felt alienated by their traditional families or disillusioned by society in the late 1960s. A male follower would have seen through his BS.

Jim Jones’s ‘Peoples Temple’, which ended in the Jonestown massacre in 1978, was heavily populated by women. Jones drew thousands of female followers by championing integration, racial equality, and socialist ideals during the height of the Civil Rights movement. He uniquely appealed to women who wanted to build a better, kinder world free of poverty and racism. Once isolated in the Guyana jungle, he eroded familial units so that he became the sole “Father” figure. Sounds familiar, doesn’t it? Remember Kellyanne Conway and how she discarded her husband, George Conway?

On 30th April 1945 in Berlin, with Soviet tanks just a block away, it was Frau Goebbels, inside the Fuehrer Bunker, who suggested that she and her family remain and take their own lives, even after Hitler gave her permission to leave with their kids. She poisoned her whole family, including herself.

The cult leader of all cult leaders was an Indian in 1970s’ India, named Rajneesh. If you were a wealthy white female, maybe a movie star with a peanut as a brain, who had been told Rajneesh was a mystic who could bring peace to your stressed out mind, there is a strong possibility he had convinced you that to attain that peace you had to go down on him repeatedly. That would be after he had convinced you to donate heavily into his “charity”. Until, alas, he dropped you and found another loser just like you to give him his twice daily BJ. Poor you. You had thought he was a spiritual mystic but I know what he really was – a grifter, a nut-job, a sexual predator.

Should we wait for the Trump bitches to suffer the consequences of their vacuous greed and duplicity? Or for the millions of deluded, uneducated MAGA bimbos, who worship cult leaders like Trump, to come to their senses? 

I wouldn’t lose sleep over it. It is easier to see an empire in serious decline and dismiss it……